I Normally Don't

lustyloveylady:

This is still one of the most perfect adaptations ever made

asapscience:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

asapscience:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

speedyturtlebutt:

hauntu4ever:

natsui:

how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit

THIS

I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

coryinthewhorehouse:

the catholic church down the street from me has the best bake sales. bar: nun

neurowall:

please help me

neurowall:

please help me

captainatsea:

goneserphing:

back at it again at shadow moses

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djdragonblood:

helioscentrifuge:

laoisepotter:

Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?

What’s worse is when the writers WANT to and the company won’t LET them

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daladjelly:

i want somebody to make a montage of jontron’s twitter of all the times he’s tried to suck up to people he admires or talk to people in the gaming industry and getting shut down set to imogen heap’s hide and seek

"omg neil cicierega i’m a huge fan" "…oh…you’re kind of a dick…" mmmm whatcha sayyyyyy

"well actually this is how men are portrayed in video games" "i’ve actually made video games and you are wrong" mmmm that you only meant wellllll

felonyvandyke:

i want trans kids to be safe so badly.

empressque3n:

she’s literally jesus with mascara and I love it 

socialjusticeprincesses:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

m4r1p0s4:

bigbardafree:

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or, y’know, I’ve had a long history of being manipulated, abused, harassed, and downright broken at the hands of my female peers throughout grade school thus I’ve always been wary of…

DARREN WILSON WAS FIRED FROM HIS FIRST POLICE JOB FOR BEING INVOLVED IN A SHOOTING OF A BLACK WOMAN.

untrue-posts:

startorrent02:

He has a record of killing us an they hired him back and put him in a community that’s mainly black?!?!?! I CANNOT. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2732986/Darren-Wilson-s-policing-job-Missouri-police-department-shut-entire-force-replaced-amid-racism-corruption-allegations.html

What happened in Ferguson is a tragedy, and the behavior of the Ferguson P.D. since the shooting has been shameful.

But it doesn’t help anyone when you spread lies. The officer who fired the shots in that case was David Hauck, not Darren Wilson. And none of the shots hit the woman (or even his actual target, which was the tires of the vehicle she was driving). Hauck resigned after the shooting.

It was also Hauck’s second time in hot water in his brief three-year career. He had previously been involved in a federal civil rights lawsuit after throwing a black woman off her porch after she told him that she could not move a van that was parked in front of her house because it doesn’t run. She testified that he also struck her and restrained her, and kicked her 15 year-old daughter. And that wasn’t enough to get Hauck fired from the Jennings Police Department at the time, even after the city paid an undisclosed sum to settle the lawsuit.

Yes, Wilson was fired (as was every other officer of the Jennings Police Department) when the City Council voted, by a 6-1 vote, to disband the department entirely because tensions between the police and the community were so high (not to mention the embezzlement, with a lieutenant accepting federal funds for sobriety checks that were never performed). And it speaks volumes that Wilson learned how to be a cop in such a corrupt and violent department.

But let’s not spread lies and make Michael Brown supporters look bad, please. OP has since edited their post but this version is still being spread around, and it’s not helpful in the slightest.